"YOU LOST MY COPY OF THE HUNGER GAMES? AND YOU EXPECT ME TO LET YOU LIVE?????""
Before the dawn of the Kindle and other e-book readers, there were paper books. Thankfully, there still are paper books, and whilst my old Kindle packed up a while ago, I am getting myself a replacement.
I'm terribly proctective of my books. Often they will come back in a very different state to the one in which they were lent. Which begs the question - why would I lend my books out?
Well, as many of you will know, it's about sharing. You've read the book, so you want another's opinion on it.
The two latest victims of my lending out are Emma by Jane Austen, and The Hunger Games (1) by Suzanne Collins. Even my first edition copy of Carrie by Stephen King was mysteriously borrowed, even though my lady claims to not like horror, citing that my little story gave her 'two nightmares' (result!!).
Given that Carrie is much more scary and gory than my own paranormal horror, I was wondering why she borrowed it :D
The Emma cover is a bit of a special edition one...so again, I hope that comes back okay.
However, I have to go back to 1981 to tell you a real horror story. Back then, we didn't have central heating in our home, and water pipes would often freeze. My 'older folks' solution? A rather bizarre attempt to keep the pipes from unfreezing by placing a lit candle in the bath.
Now before you say 'well why didn't you say something' it was because I was very young, and being the youngest of my family meant I definetely would not be listened to.
Well. The room caught fire, and my bedroom, which was situated above the bathroom, got the brunt of the fire and smoke as well.
No-one was hurt, so that's all good....but my very early editions of the three Lord of the Rings books had been under my bed at the time. If I had put them in my bookshelf they might have survived. Alas, they were ruined.
So!
How can we protect our books?
1. Buy our loved ones a Kindle (could do, but expensive)
2. Never lend them out to anyone ever again (that would work but you can have book conversations except with yourself then)
3. Announce that you have 'given up reading' (I don't believe anyone will believe that in my family)
4. Announce that book lending to family members has been outlawed by the government (I can see that working on some members, not others)
5. Lock them away safely. And don't ever put candles in baths. (yes and yes).
Before I go, what's happened to Emma, Carrie, and The Hunger Games?
Well.
- Carrie has been returned, albeit with the cover slightly curved (grrr)
- Emma is **somewhere** (I'm sure the urban dictionary - or the police - can explain this)
- The Hunger Games is lost....because my mum won't 'fess up, claiming it was returned to me because (gulp) 'It's too heavy a read, I couldn't get into it.' I will have to buy a new copy.
"You didn't lose my book? Oke.Ay."
I avoided getting into 'well I'm not talking to you Mum, because you don't care about Katniss. You think you have problems? What about the poor folks in District 12?'
I avoided it for two reasons.
1. Mum is heavily biased....she's read my Dark Winter book twice now, and thinks it's brilliant (thanks Mum but you really are biased)
2. It's Mother's Day here in the UK.
So happy Mother's Day, to all mothers out there.
I'll be keeping my other books under lock and key for now.
Happy reading!
